Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
