Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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