2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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