He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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