The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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