would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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