Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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