I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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