This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
