i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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