it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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