Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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