It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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