Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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