This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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