he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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