i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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