To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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