It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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