Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
accomplished twins. life is a go
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm at about main and main street
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
