Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
