Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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