look no pants
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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