5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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