we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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