Me too!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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