I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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