I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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