this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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