sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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