Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
