Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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