i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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