yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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