I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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