no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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