Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have fence marks all over my body
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