I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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