Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
they're like a gay fantastic four
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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