Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I need to calm my uterus...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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