dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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