last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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