i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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