what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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