He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
