Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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