we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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