I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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