nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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