What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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