did you get engaged???
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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