Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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