I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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