I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Plan B is the new Plan A
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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