Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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