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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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