No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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