dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
tell me about the eggs
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